What the fuck is going on.
Look, just,
What. The fuck.
Look, just calm down,
Don't YOU tell me to calm down.
Can you stop talking over me,
None of this shit makes any sense
Who the fuck is Joseph
None of that shit happened
I think maybe we can just, umm, take a deep breath,
I'm not taking a deep breath! Explain something! Anything!
I don't know either, I don't know,
First I was a patient and you were DATING me and SOMEHOW that was okay,
Listen,
AND THEN WE WERE HORSES,
I was a cat actually,
And then some sort of suburban sitcom bullshit and you expect me to believe that's our backstory?
I'm not expecting you to believe anything! I'm seeing all this shit too!
WHO THE FUCK AM I?