At the drive-through, Alice was struck by the most peculiar thing: the menu was, well, it seemed to be quite confused about what it wanted to be.
Combo Meals
- Fucker Meal $4.49
- Double Fucker Meal $5.49
- Super Sloppy Bacon Cumgasm $6.69
- Bastard Son of Fucker Meal $3.59
- Jesus Christ’s Flesh and Blood Meal $4.49
- Original Chicken Sandwich $4.49
- Spicy Original Chicken Sandwich $4.49
- Fish Sandwich, Lightly Jizzed On $5.49
Salads
- Southwest Assless Chaps Booty–Slappin Salad $4.89
- Super Sloppy Bacon Cumgasm Salad $4.79
- Original Chicken Salad $4.79
- Little Vegetarian Bitch Option $1.99
Dollar Menu
- Cumburger
- Small Fries, Unjizzed
- Small Soft Drink
- Iced “Tea”
- Pathetic Side Salad
- Puppuccino
Desserts
- Cinnamon Roll with “Icing” $2.79
- “Soft Serve” with “Sauce” $1.20
- Chocolate Chip Cookie $1.09
That’s all the normal Burger Burger menu, she thought to herself. But the next parts made no sense:
Cough, Cold & Flu
- Sore Throat Lozenge Meal $1.29
- Ibuprofen Kids Medicine, “Yucky Berry” Meal $7.49
- Nighttime Cold & Flu Liquid, “Yucky Cherry” Meal $9.49
Allergy Medicine
- Allergy Relief Softgels 24 Hour Meal $22.99
- Neti Pot Kit Meal $13.49
- Once Daily Eye Allergy Itch Relief $15.99
- Cordless Ultrapure Steam Inhaler $179.99
Home Tests and Monitoring
- Digital Thermometer 30 Second Rigid-Tip $9.99
- Blood Glucose Test Strips $18.99
- Rapid Detection Pregnancy Test $14.99
- Humidifier $27.99
- Ear Thermometer $55.99
Feminine Care
- Vaginal Insert and Cream Meal $19.99
- Long Pantiliners Unscented Meal $4.94
- Extra Heavy Overnight Pads with Wings Unscented Meal $12.99
Stop Smoking
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- Nicotine Gum Meal $49.99
- Nicotine Mini Lozenge Meal $59.99
- Nicotine Patches Meal $65.99
- Nicotine Gum to Stop Smoking $72.99
- Nicotine Patches to Stop Smoking $85.99
- Nicotine Coated Gum to Stop Smoking $99.99
- Nicotine Transdermal System Stop Smoking Aid Patch Kit $119.99