HEART: 160-190 bpm; also known as 4-Beat, Happycore, Bouncey Techno, Happy Gabber, Toytown. Saw a massive change in the 2010s for the more formulaic.
ARTERIES: The body's largest vessel has caused a blockade for all incoming or outgoing traffic. This spells disaster for intrasomatic trade. The ramifications may continue to be felt for years to come.
BLOOD PRESSURE: Undulant.
VEINS: Practically invisible. Intravenous therapy is an effort that is ultimately in vein.
TONSILS: You know tonsil stones? These are geodes. It’s like Nestle’s Wonder Ball in there.
LYMPH NODES: Only recently received the geometry nodes update. Still making spaghetti in the shader node editor.
REFLEXES: Fine.
TEETH: 3.1.3.3. Jaw still sore after a recent floating.
LUNGS: Strong.
BLADDER: Weak.
GALLBLADDER: Approximately 62% more gall than the bladder.
RECTUM: Damn near killed ‘em.
KIDNEYS: You know, this is a great time to ask. If all of a person’s organs are individually replaced with transplants, are they still the same person?