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NEEDLEMINDER'S SECRET ENDING

I wasn't happy with Needleminder's ending and it was really lame and sucked so I've started developing a theory that there is actually a secret ending that is going to come out soon.

An edit of the "don't believe his lies" meme. A man looks at a photo of Burger Jones and writes "don't believe his lies" under it.

Here are my ideas:

At the end the terminal says "The place they go towards is a place even less imaginable to most of us than the city of happiness." I think this is bullshit because I can't imagine that.
I don't think that it's right that after everything bad that happened everyone would just be happy. I don't think they earned the right to be happy.
What happened to the mime who SA'd Josie? (I already forgot her name)
There was a lot of yellow in the finale. Yellow is the color of dishonesty. Just look at Marigold, a famous liar.
The message is "you will always be you" but the entire story is about how none of them are actually themselves. Idk I just think that's bullshit
I liked the content and I want there to be more content

As well, we already know the entire story is about the karmic cycle of samsara and I just don't believe any of these characters would be able to achieve liberation from suffering. After all look at Alex who continuously orders THE SAME STUPID BURGER IN EVERY CHAPTER!!!!!!!

I just don't think Needleminder's ending is real. I think the author is planning a secret twist ending which will release on September 11th 2026.

Yes the author has repeatedly said this is not an ARG but you have to look with your eyes to see the meaning behind it. This is an ARG because there is nothing in this world that is not an ARG and also because why would you make an interactive fictional story that isn't an ARG? What would that even be called? Stupid

But why that date you may ask?! Here is my evidence:

The comic is themed aroud the number "9" like 9/11
When Josie and Josie 2 fuse that is 1+1 = 11
The PS3 Slimline was released on September 1, 2009 in North America
Finding Nemo: Escape to the Big Blue Special Edition was released for Nintendo 3DS on September 11, 2012 (12 is 1 more than 11) and it contains a leftover model of Woody from Toy Story which Needleminder is an ARG adaptation of
The Wild was released in April 2006 (I just wanted you to know)
Titus the Fox was released on November 2 2000 for Game Boy
Burger Jones announced its final closure on November 2 2020 only two decades after Titus the Fox DARED to appear on the Game Boy SHOCKING ALL! (I believe Jones was framed and Titus fucked the burgers for his birthday)
There were two towers = 1+1 = 11 and there were two planes and CHICKENS CAN FLY!!!
There are 9 chapters but there is also the prologue "Balcony" chapter and if we count the Sillys noncanonical seciton that means there is 9 chapters + 1 + 1

therefore I think something is coming.

Something really big is coming

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