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George Costanza from Seinfeld is standing in front of a doorway and saying "I've always been nervous about going through these things."

George puts his hands up and says "I'm afraid I'm gonna step into another dimension."

George says "Conformity is an obsession with me."

Jerry says to George "You really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you."

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Jerry throws his hands up and says "Have a nice life."

Jerry says "I'm a man who respects a good coma."

Jerry, in the darkness, says "We don't understand death."

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George is in a parking lot, gesturing and saying "We're like rats in some experiment!"

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George says "Appearance not important? This is unbelievable."

Jerry says "I'm damaged goods now."

George says "I feel guilty about getting the pleasure. I feel like I don't deserve it, so I talk."

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George says "You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect."

Jerry says "We're like children. We're not men." George says "No we're not. We're not men."

George says "George is getting upset."

George says "You know, I've been thinking." George says "I cannot envision any circumstance..." George says "... in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again." Jerry says "Of course. Everyone gets along great when there's no possibility of sex."

4

George says "Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?"

George says "I crave all the time. Constant craving."

George says "Why does everything have to be 'us'? Is there no 'me' left?"

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George says "Food and sex. Those are my two passions."

George says "It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls."

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But within that basic framework, there are many subtle variations... only discernible to an acute observer... that reflect the many moods, the many shades of GEORGE COSTANZA.



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George pounds his fists on the table and yells "I wanna be normal. Normal!"

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