mary

Well, first off, I don't not like you.

alice

Right...

mary

But you're annoying. Your laughter is really grating. I'm jealous of whatever you've got going on with Joseph.

alice

I thought you broke up with him? Or... wait, how did it go again?

mary

And there it is! Most of all I hate how much you second-guess literally every single thing you do! Just pick something and make up your mind! For everyone's sake.

alice

Really?

Alice thought that maybe Mary had a point.

She thought really hard about what she wanted from the menu...

...

alice

Hold on, I'll call you back.

mary

WAIT-