Well, first off, I don't not like you.
Right...
But you're annoying. Your laughter is really grating. I'm jealous of whatever you've got going on with Joseph.
I thought you broke up with him? Or... wait, how did it go again?
And there it is! Most of all I hate how much you second-guess literally every single thing you do! Just pick something and make up your mind! For everyone's sake.
Really?
Alice thought that maybe Mary had a point.
She thought really hard about what she wanted from the menu...
...
Hold on, I'll call you back.
WAIT-