alice

What? Why?

mary

You already asked that one.

alice

But...

mary

Don't you see? I only exist when it's relevant to your life! My entire existence is just padding for when you need something interesting to be happening to you!

alice

Wha?

mary

I'm having a breakdown in my apartment as we speak.

alice

That seems clear...

mary

The details of my life are unravelling! So ask me anything!

If there was anything Alice was bad at, it was coming up with things when put on the spot.