What? Why?
You already asked that one.
But...
Don't you see? I only exist when it's relevant to your life! My entire existence is just padding for when you need something interesting to be happening to you!
Wha?
I'm having a breakdown in my apartment as we speak.
That seems clear...
The details of my life are unravelling! So ask me anything!
If there was anything Alice was bad at, it was coming up with things when put on the spot.