Alice I swear to fucking Christ-
Hello, Mary. Please accept my apologies.
...
Excuse me? Who is this?
It doesn't matter. Pick a number. Literally any number.
Oh shit. Is this a hostage situation?
well I hadn't thought of it like that before
Why is something interesting always happening to you? Why can't I get hostaged for once?
that's kind of a weird thing to say about someone who's getting hostaged
HOSTAGED IS NOT A WORD.
PLEASE PICK A NUMBER.
Um.
Six?
Yeah, six.