1. Cumburger

The Liaison cleared his throat loudly. “And, um, all these things cost only a dollar, by the way. So you know you won’t be making Snooty McCheapskate upset.”

Alice paid this comment no mind, her thoughts already drifting elsewhere. “Wait, does it have cum on it?”

His expression became unreadable to her. “Uh…”

She shook her head. “No. I don’t think so.”

Alice did not want the Cumburger.