Original Chicken Salad $4.79

The Liaison stood there underneath the ominous text glowing above him, his arms folded. “It’s just a chicken salad. What are you going to do?”

Alice wasn’t sure. “I mean, I’m still scared of salad.”

“Fine. No chicken salad for you, then.” He left some empty air after his sentence, which he used as tension to punctuate his next statement. “Bitch.”

“That’s misogynistic,” she protested.

The Liaison scoffed. “Tell that to yourself.”

Alice did not want the Original Chicken Salad.